shitgoddamnit

shitgoddamnit a combination of shit and goddamn it when shit and goddamn it alone is not enough and more vulgar language is wanted or is acceptable

shitgoddamnit my dog ate my laundry last night

my boss cussed me out this morning for being late shitgoddamnit

by littlejimmie March 18, 2019

shitcone

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.

Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.

by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008

shitcording

The act of being on the toilet while on a discord server.

I wanted to chat in discord, but I had to poop, so I'll just be shitcording for a while, I guess.

by RectalThermom July 23, 2017

Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.

Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!

by Gabby k March 9, 2015

Shitcon

Shitcon is like defcon but for shitting.

We better find a gas station soon, I'm at shitcon 1.
(Moments later)
I need to go home...I shit my pants.

by fattyJ April 21, 2006

shitonastick

It's kinna like shit in a cone, but it comes on these little popsicle sticks. People named Casey really like them a lot.

James loves the taste of his new shitonastick! Don't ask him to share, he'll bite you.

by b4p November 3, 2003

Shitonfaceation

the act of shitting on an opponents face

Tomorrow we will have shitonfaceation when we blow out that punk ass team by 50 points.

by Anonymous April 26, 2003