Shitbrothers

When two people have blackmail on each other.

Julian: Lahey, I know shit about you and you know shit about me. That makes us shitbrothers.

by Uncle Tony P. April 7, 2009

shitbooth

Someone who is so full of unsubtantiated second hand conjecture that they become a social septic tank only capable of regurgitating pointless, irrelevant bullshit as that is all that they are full of.

What the fuck was he talking about? How is that even fucking possible, there is no way you can suck your dick by breaking your lower ribs! Lyle is a motherfucking shitbooth.

by Assboxersixtyninethousand January 4, 2008

Shitfoot

When your feline friend has recently concluded utilizing their sandbox abode and one or more limbs has acquired fecal matter.

Babe the Runt(Feline) is walking around the living room with “Shitfoot” again!

by Irvdagod September 19, 2019

Shitbooking

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).

After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"

by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013

shitfoot

A spectator sport - Shitfoot is a game played after stepping in a shit. 2 or more players required. Step 1) Accidentally tread in a random shit. Step 2) Loudly voice your disgust to raise attention levels of witnesses Step 3) Start deciding who, out of the laughing witnesses, will be your target. Step 4) Raise the offending shitfoot and chase your target in a hopping/running style while they freak out. Step 5) Clean and sterilize the unfortunate foot so it is ready for your next game of Shitfoot

I really enjoyed that game of Shitfoot yesterday!
The dog has instigated yet another game of shitfoot!
Shitfoot - a game the whole family can play!
Alissa and I love a good game of shitfoot!

by Random J April 9, 2011

shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.

My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 1, 2018

shitbot

A lousy machine learning-based natural language programming interface or a garbage human whereby you cannot tell if it is a really bad program or just a garbage human. Occasionally used as an insult for computer science types that have low emotional intelligence and when communicating can be difficult to tell if the person is human or just a shitbot. Often judged by the lower quality version of the Turing test known as the Tourettes test, whereby a person is asked to determine if the bot can be distinguished from a person with Tourettes syndrome.

Ex 1:
Amazon's new customer service representative bot seems to need some work. Yeah, it is a shitbot.

Ex 2:
"You needa get a move-on belta loada." - Alice

"Okay, shitbot." - Claude S.

Ex 3:

"OpenAI's hype machine is on full blast again. They even managed to get a bunch of puff pieces in the NYT. Unfortunately, GPT-3 is at best a shitbot."

by prawnking December 14, 2020