Cryptic Shitbags

When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.

This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.

They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.

These people are Cryptic Shitbags.

Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.

by Little Brown Bear November 24, 2011

shitassbitchmotherfucker

1. A common word used by someone with a mild case of turrets syndrome.

2. Being incapable of just picking one swear word one just slurs them all together to create the ultimate sign of discomfort.

"Ah, shitassbitchmotherfucker it's raining outside, I hate the rain."

by Kara January 4, 2005

shitcasserole

Another way to say OH MY GOD or shit. An exclamation. Can be used in a good or bad situation.

Holy shitcasserole! I forgot to study for the test...now I'm gonna fail.

Mega shitcasserole, that guy is hot!

by Livsteroo January 23, 2011

shitasstitfuckers

An exclamation that can be said in virtually any situation.

Guy 1: "Man, my great grandma died."
Guy 2 (sullenly): "shitasstitfuckers."

Example two
**2 Guy's favorite team wins super bowl**
Guys 1 and 2 high five simultaneously shouting "SHITASSTITFUCKERS"

by slivr33 November 21, 2010

Shitcasso

Someone who's never, ever, heard of a courtesy flush and chooses to leave a steamer just sitting in the bowl for the duration. Once they're done and gone their shitcasso is composed of different streaks and smears down the bowl for the next user to "observe and enjoy."

I had to take a gnarly shit and they dude before me left a heinous shitcasso

by Incinerator317 May 5, 2014

Shitass

A primordial deity that feels pleasure when manipulating mortals.

“Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed-bridge”

by anonymous November 1, 2020

shitass

One who is young and unruly; someone who has not yet learned to wipe properly.

Get over here ya little shitass, 'fore I whoop the shit outta ya and then whoop ya for shittin!

by Rolando September 9, 2003