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shitastrophe 

when someone shits in a public bathroom with the intent to hit everything but the toilet
I went to go pee in Denny's and walked into a shitastrophe.

Shitastrophe 

When someone is not clean during anal sex
It was her first time having anal sex. Omg it was a shitastrophe
Shitastrophe by Black Butter January 26, 2019

Shitastrophe 

An avoidable unpleasant event that becomes a catastrophe then escalates into a shit show.
When left with no choice but to turn the presentation over to his incompetent colleague, James worried that the annual business meeting would turn from a necessary but boring report out to a shitastrophe, and he was correct.
Shitastrophe by SMBR June 29, 2019

Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
Shit-astrophe by The Bergmann March 2, 2010

Shitastrophy 

It is used for massive mess ups and super fucked up situations, also could be used in epic fails...
"That movie was a total SHITASTROPHY, i slept through the whole fuckin episode"
Shitastrophy by Nero Vendetta November 10, 2011

scatastrophe

a violent and destructive movement of the bowels usually concluding with a severe shit storm.
After eating a Patty Melt and Bert's Chili at The Waffle House
I unleashed one hell of a scatastrophe