Being absolutely naked when doing/performing a Shit Wank. If you are naked, it enables you to spread your knees further apart, so making the Shit Wank far easier, and much, much, more enjoyable, i.e. you aren't constrained by clothes...
Damn, I had an absolutely brilliant Naked Shit Wank today....
I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....
I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....
by Bibbo November 16, 2006
Get the Naked Shit Wank mug.the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole
This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called.
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!
by Corpse July 25, 2004
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Get the Wank shit mug.To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.
First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009
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Get the shit shave shower and wank mug.Means that someone is so intoxicated (usually with alcahol) that they lose control over their bodily functions and deficate themselves.
Me : Oh my god did you see Gordon at the party last night, the guy shit himself after being refused at the bar!
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.
by Steven Bell April 8, 2008
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This is The Wanky Shit Demon! Hooray! Thanks to Tony Blews who first made us aware that The Wanky Shit Demon could be summoned. Remember, whatever you do, DON'T SUMMON THE DEMON. DON'T DO IT!
This is The Wanky Shit Demon! Hooray! Thanks to Tony Blews who first made us aware that The Wanky Shit Demon could be summoned. Remember, whatever you do, DON'T SUMMON THE DEMON. DON'T DO IT!
by Rudy. July 22, 2009
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