Shit Ticket

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015

Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011

Shit Tickets

The common house hold tolite paper

I need to buy more shit tickets

by Napleo June 9, 2009

shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

by jonhboy August 2, 2014

Shit Ticket

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015

Shit Tickets

Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)

Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!

by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009

shit ticket

Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination

Shit ticket

by Greg stegs February 2, 2010