A project assigned to you at your place of employment that is destined to fail. Basically, your employer has asked you to make a sandwich using shit, and they want you to somehow make it taste good. Add all the lettuce and tomatoes you want, it will still be a shit sandwich.
You think you've had a bad day, Johnson gave me another shit sandwich and he wants it tomorrow morning!
by Sacramento Matt May 21, 2008
by roadcoder May 12, 2008
by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020
When someone has really bad breath that you can't ignore it or tell them in a polite manner of its foulness. So bad that not even 8 rolls of mentos could come near to making it fresh.
by Thunder, Thunder,Thundercunt August 21, 2007
At channel 9 in Sydney:
This conversation was submitted to court in an affidavit by Mark Llewellyn.
Browne said: "We've got big plans for you at the network and Eddie and I think you are one of the real talents at Nine. This is therefore a difficult chat, because there is a shit sandwich you're going to be asked to swallow. We want to cut your pay to $400,000 and we want you to consider taking on one of two new positions."
I said: "That's some shit sandwich
This conversation was submitted to court in an affidavit by Mark Llewellyn.
Browne said: "We've got big plans for you at the network and Eddie and I think you are one of the real talents at Nine. This is therefore a difficult chat, because there is a shit sandwich you're going to be asked to swallow. We want to cut your pay to $400,000 and we want you to consider taking on one of two new positions."
I said: "That's some shit sandwich
by Kelpie67 July 2, 2006
by Rebeckletits February 2, 2008
Something someone may be said to eat if they were to:
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task
1) Holy christ, that guy just ate a shit sandwich!
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches
by Anonymous April 10, 2003