dog shit sandwich

fresh dog poo between two pieces of white bread.

kids : dad whats for dinner?
dad: a DOG SHIT sandwich!

by Pollie D March 15, 2011

Shit Sandwich

A way of giving crappy news to someone.

The news is dressed up as, first a positive statement then the bad news, and then a positive statement to take the edge off things.

Hey man, I saw your Lovely Sister last night, shame she was being Spit Roasted by your Dad and his Bro, your Mum looked happy though....

by DDni September 17, 2005

Shit Sandwich

A bad situation that cannot be avoided, lessened, or changed in any way

It looks like the enemy has a full-scale assault planned, and we can't do a damn thing about it. It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite.

by Tekid October 26, 2007

Shit Sandwich

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man

by Hugh G Rection November 2, 2005

Shit Sandwich

Two pieces of bread with shit in the middle.

You'll be lucky to get a shit sandwich to eat after what you've done.

by BB-Bob September 11, 2008

San Diego Shit Sandwich

A sexual accident which occurs when someone is performing cunnilingus on a female from the Baja region of Mexico. The female farts, which subsequently becomes a shart and the male ingests a portion of the stick suprise, much to his pleasure.

Hey dude, I had a delicious San Diego Shit Sandwich from Rosalita last night.

by GringoTENN January 19, 2009

San Diego Shit Sandwich

A sexual experience with a hispanic female in intestinal distress

When you're eating out a mexican from Tijuana and she let's loose a fart, which actually winds up being a shart and you ingest some of the sticky suprise, now that's a San Diego Shit Sandwich

by GringoTN April 4, 2009