Shit Sandwich

A way of giving crappy news to someone.

The news is dressed up as, first a positive statement then the bad news, and then a positive statement to take the edge off things.
Hey man, I saw your Lovely Sister last night, shame she was being Spit Roasted by your Dad and his Bro, your Mum looked happy though....
by DDni August 26, 2005
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Slider

A 12cm x 5cm x 2cm block of vanilla ice cream, served between two thin crispy wafer slices. Commonly used in Northern Ireland
bout ye! mister two sliders for me and me mucker here
by DDni August 26, 2005
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