Definitions by Tekid

pwn 

A gaming term used to mean one of two things

1. "Power Owned", meaning that the player who was defeated was beaten quickly and easily, offering little to no resistance to the victorious player.

2. "Pistol Owned", used mainly in first person shooters. Refers to a player being soundly defeated by the victorious player, who used only a low-powered pistol or similar weak, initial weapon.

1. I'm about to completely pwn this noob in Halo 3.

2. That guy's a pro! He just respawned and didn't even pick up a weapon, he pwned me like I was a noob!

pwn by Tekid November 12, 2007

Shit Sandwich 

A bad situation that cannot be avoided, lessened, or changed in any way

It looks like the enemy has a full-scale assault planned, and we can't do a damn thing about it. It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite.

Shit Sandwich by Tekid October 26, 2007