shit on my dick

Prison slang referring to anal sex.

"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".

by raydio April 4, 2006

shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

shit on my dick

Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".

Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!

by TrippinBallz August 10, 2008

Shit Out My Dick

The act of Shitting out of ones Penis. Usually occurs when greatly excited.

Shane and Michael does the Kaboomerang
Spectator: "I Just Shit Out My Dick"

by Kaboom Krew March 3, 2011

Shit On My Dick

An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.

Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.

Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."

"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"

Player 1: *rolls five 3's*

Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"

by Gatsby UNH June 6, 2011

shit on my dick

this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment

Shit on my dick! look at that nice car!

by leefvc April 12, 2009

Shit on my Dick

A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.

Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"

Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'

Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"

by StanofCourse September 22, 2011