Shirtless Revolution 

The art of removing your shirt at inappropriate times and places.

"Hey Mike, why does that guy have his shirt off in Church? Because Bill, its a Shirtless Revolution!"

Shirtless Revolution by ONEAL DUDE February 17, 2009

Shirtless

Something that should be seen more often in warmer weather.

Person 1: "That person is always shirtless! Does he own a shirt?"
Person 2: "He likes being shirtless. Just let him be."

Shirtless by DW!! August 26, 2013

Shirtless Bob 

That one crazy dude in every neighbourhood who is almost exclusively seen without his shirt. Either ridiculously skinny due to too much exercise, or overweight due to too much alcohol. Best avoided by kids so they do not end up scarred for life.

Shirtless Bob's walking past the house again... lock the windows!

Shirtless Bob by meowlnir July 2, 2016

sleeping shirtless 

the act of sleeping half naked, or with clothing only around the waist, where the upper torso is exposed, typically a practice performed by men

John is sleeping shirtless during this heat wave

sleeping shirtless by Ray Orta November 7, 2006

Shirtless Guy 

The ripped guy in a particular group that works out a lot & takes off his shirt every. chance. he gets.

They could understand that Matt was Shirtless Guy when he mowed the lawn, or played basketball, or fetched the mail from the mailbox, but to their amazement, Matt was Shirtless Guy for Thanksgiving, when it was 15°.

Shirtless Guy by catfight12 January 12, 2009

Scared shirtless 

Being scared to the point where your shirt comes off.

Ben: Dude, that movie had me scared shirtless.

Dan: Me too bro. I think some lady stole my shirt off the ground

Scared shirtless by omgstfuplz June 3, 2010

Shirtless Profile Asshole

Shirtless Profile Asshole believes that they are God’s gift to social networking. In reality, they have nothing to offer, so Shirtless Profile Asshole snaps a photo (often fuzzy or dimly lit) and uses this as their MySpace and / or Facebook (or other predatory website) profile picture.

More often than not (although not necessarily a requirement for the definition), Shirtless Profile Asshole leaves their ugly face out of the image, which can only work to their advantage. Shirtless Profile Asshole usually sports some form of boring tribal arm band or barb wire tattoo. This is due to Shirtless Profile Asshole’s complete lack of originality in every aspect of their life.

Shirtless Profile Asshole most likely owns a crotch rocket or a Mustang (see Crotch Rocket Asshole and/or Mustang Asshole), which makes for the brain-wrenching choice of which stupid photo to use for their profile…their lame ride, or their zit-filled bare chest?

When Sid discovered that his personsality and character wasnt able to get him far in the dating scene, he morphed into Shirtless Profile Asshole and the number of girls on his "friends" list skyrocketed. Too bad the fake-ass girls on his list accept anybody who send them an invite, just to boost their own egos with the false hopes that they themselves may have something to offer. They really could care less about the zits or ugly tattoos that he sports.

Shirtless Profile Asshole by mad genius December 8, 2010