1. To stagnate and wallow in mediocrity.
2. To become bloated and uncomfortable due to lack of activity.
The profits were shinking due to lackluster sales performance.

Without exercise or doing much needed chores at home, Joanna found her body shinking.
by eruditus May 18, 2007
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Short for Shinkansen, the Japanese Bullet train. Often used by foreigners living in Japan.
We are taking the shink to Tokyo next weekend, want to come?

Yeah, it's expensive, but we still want to shink it, it's the fastest way to go.
by Rogue_7 February 10, 2009
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A session of intense thought while on the shitter.
"Hey Bill, any thoughts on what our bid for the MacGregor contract should be?"

"Chuck, I'm still not sure. Let me take a shink and get back to you."
by Flix September 25, 2008
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An urban legend in the flesh. One who stives for what he believes in, himself. One who is true to himself.
"Man, you're the shink. Dude."
by Walter Jennings October 16, 2009
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Some sort of tattoo that is either corny, too far into the avante garde or just plain terrible to look at.

Derived as a contraction of 'SHI'tty and i'NK', best quantified as a Tattoo that someone should never have had. Or even as a tattoo that noone should ever have had or no tattoo artist should ever have cast to skin.

. Similar to, but not exclusely from, Tramp Stamp, Twat Badge or Slag Tag.

It is important to point out that in the 21st century, neither Tramp Stamp or Slag Tag are gender biased, although the wearers of such shink may think that it may be the case.
'Dave' : "Have you seen Henry's shink, he's well proud but i think it's one of the ugliest tat's i've seen".
Dave#2 : "Dog, you think Hen's is bad, look at Dave#3's. He's got eight dolphins carrying two panthers on a butterfly with some Celtic stuff."
Dave#4: " That's shink of the highest order..."
by Snowcaller February 23, 2015
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1. Slap in the face from a Wee Wee
2. When Tiny Bubbles Slaps you in the face
when tiny slapped lexi in the face with his penis it went ..."SHINK"
by Tiny Moran & Big Whit January 28, 2005
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1. an evasive sinking maneuver on a 90 degree angle from the pursuer's course

2. aggressive facial expression of dwarf child stars
1. "Yea, he was coming at me with this little blade he pulled out from under his tongue and so at the last second i shinked out of the way he just tripped over me."
2."Hehe! did you see Gary Coleman shink just then?"
by lauren satothewin January 23, 2004
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