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shittyism

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shittyism is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shittyism may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.
Ex. 1: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shittyism 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

Ex. 2: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Ex. 3: "What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"
by wndarun April 5, 2018
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Shiweism

A holy religion led by the one and only shiwei. Only certain people who meet his criteria are allowed to follow him. However, if you are accepted and are following him, he IS the answers to all your prayers. Followers of shiweism are called shiweists for males and shiweiers for females.
James: jess are you a shiweier yet?
Jess: im waiting for approval to follow shiweism, i heard everyone's prayers were answered by shiwei!
by Legend 27 O.o May 29, 2019
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shinjismells

A very cool mutual! Posts funny sh!t on tik tok and insta. She also likes Asuka from Evangelion a lot. I love her sm and y'all should too <3
-Hey, do you know shinjismells?
-Uhh, no?
-gtfo my goddamn house >:(
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shinjismells

A very cool mutual!! Posts funny sh!t on tik tok and insta. She also likes Asuka from Evangelion a lot. I love her sm and y'all should too <3
-Hey, do you know shinjismells?
-Uhh, no?
-GTFO my goddamn house >:(
by candice2137 July 4, 2021
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Shipleyism

Shipleyism: Colorful way to describe a person, situation, or activity being as non-politically correct as possible.

Insulting or deeply thought intent to either make an individual cry, laugh, or become utter frustrated in their very existence.
He made your sister cry again with one of those Shipleyisms didn't he?
by Dansemacab September 5, 2007
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shineys

thing moo of ryry in a time and space beyond this place
woah! look at those shineys, damn their everywhere, their everywhere!

is that a shiney on the ceiling?
by d September 26, 2004
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Shinyism

The act of becoming distracted by shiny or reflective objects.
Becky has shinyism.
by Skill issues May 2, 2023
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