Sidelined

When your friend or friends put you to the side and make you less than their first choice for everything.

"Yeah all my friends sidelined me this weekend so I'm just watching netflix and drinking alone"

by Unidentifiedwhitemale January 17, 2014

Sideliner

AKA: "Sideline bitches", are the large number of people who sit around in the confinement of their own little worlds, picking apart the actions and efforts of others. These sub standard human beings often do not even realize that they are indeed a bunch of do nothing, whining, over opinionated, pussies, with no personal accountability or personal experiences. They tend to form their opinions based on other's words, most often provided by the media or other sideliners, allowing them to feel like they're part of the action. They will talk until the day they die, but will never be the person who actually takes part in events that are worthy of discussion or praise.

1)Dude #1: Man, this douche bag keeps trying to holler at my girl while I'm "away on business". Telling her, "if I cared I wouldn't be leaving."
Brotha'#2: What a motha'fuckin hater.
Dude #1: Ya, he is quite the sideline bitch. I think I might have to kill him. Want to help me remove his teeth and burn the body?
Brotha' #2: Fo'sho.

2) The self proclaimed "left wing", liberal elements of the United States political scene are nothing more than a bunch of sideliners. Someone should explain to them that waving signs and chanting won't stop extremist organizations from expanding and beheading them.

3) It is not a good a idea for a sideliner to approach a United States Army Ranger with his or her bullshit. It will most likely result in them getting skull fucked.

by 275WatchMan7tre April 23, 2009

shingling

The act of continuing to date a girl you want to break up with while you start dating a new girl. It usually occurs because you either don't't know how to break up with your girlfriend, or because you want insurance in case the new girlfriend doesn't work out. The period of overlap is like the way shingles overlap on a roof.

John's was shingling with Alice until he finds a way to break up with Mary.

by LV8x September 25, 2009

sidelined

when u tell ur friend some personal shit on why his weird infatuation with his crush wouldn't work out while being on the verge of a breaking point but he tells you to go home so that he can comfort his crush. So you go the nearest train station have let out ur anger and frustrations.

Damn u really got sidelined? Yea they ain't worth my time

by stalkerjoe October 10, 2020

sidelineaccess

A great sports page ran by the smartest, coolest, most comedic personality known to man

Ayo did you see what SidelineAccess posted? That dude is hilarious

by Mr Doodlebob July 28, 2020

shoreline

noun: a ridiculously large amount of cocaine or methamphetamine lined up in preparation for consumption.

"Damn that restaurant manager is spun. I'll bet he can snort an entire shoreline up his nose."

by restaurant critic September 1, 2012

swingline

The manufacturer of the world's best staplers...hands down. Their staplers last 70+ years. They have become more popular in recent years due to the red stapler in the movie Office Space. After this movie, Swingline started producing a red stapler to mimic the one in that flick.

If you want to be disappointed then buy a plastic new stapler. If you want to be satisfied then buy an old metal Swingline stapler because your grandkids will still be using it. Chances are our soceity will stop using paper before these staplers break.

Ms. Meeniebutt has taught school for 45 years and she has had the same stapler on her desk the whole time...a Swingline.

by D to the izzle December 21, 2006