simrit

A very beautiful girl from India. Meaning someone who prays in Punjabi.

Having been so beautiful, her parent's named her Simrit.

by Jaspal November 1, 2006

Shirit

a Jewish name for girls meaning "short" or "lacking height."

Hey, have you seen Shirit lately?
No, I don't have a microscope.

by Bitter Monkey March 11, 2009

Shimits

To be so sick that you simultaneously vomit and shit. Normally takes place while sitting on a toilet with your head in a bucket/trashcan.

Man, I had that virus that's been going around, I had the Shimits all weekend

by W L H June 24, 2006

shimitting

simultaneous rapid anal feacal evacuation and violent oral ejection of stomach contents.

Dear Sir, I cannot come into work today as i have been shimitting all night. I think i ate a dodgy kebab after all those pints

by bruxia November 2, 2010

Shimit

A combination of shit and vomit.

I couldn't use the men's room because it was covered in shimit.

by lpva May 5, 2010

shimit

A person on the internet to which you can not tell their gender. Are they a He, She or It?

Comprox, Icy, Shaggy and Hayaat are SHIMITS

by NiM July 20, 2003

Simrit

the most amazing person you will ever meet. she can overthink but has an amazing personality. has lots of friends but doesn’t always realise how much they love her.

i love simrit!

by ejajshdhsjwi October 3, 2021