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Sheldoner

To give one's self sexual pleasure from listening to one's own voice repeatedly.
Dick gave himself a sheldoner while debating in Council.
by Jack_and_Jill May 21, 2011
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Sheldonese

-adjective.
1. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of Sheldon Cooper's euphemisms (one of the main characters of the CBS television series Big Bang Theory), his obnoxious personality or his failed attempts at correctly speaking different foreign languages, i.e., Chinese or Swedish.

-noun.
1. the language of Sheldon Cooper other than English.
Sheldon was attempting to converse in Chinese with the restaurant owner but he was actually speaking Sheldonese and happened to offend the said owner.
by _masarap_ August 22, 2010
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Sheldon's spot

In the television show, the Big Bang Theory, there is a scientist named Dr. Sheldon Cooper. In the apartment that he shares with Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, there is a particular seat that is his, and no one else is allowed to sit in it. This seat is ideally located both in relation to the heat source in the winter and a cross breeze in the summer. It also faces the television at a direct angle allowing me to immerse myself in entertainment or game play without being subjected to conversation. Prior to Leonard moving in, Sheldon had positioned a lawn-chair at this particular point and "placed it in a state of eternal dibs".

When Leonard bought a couch, the left hand side of the couch (when sitting on it) became Sheldon's spot.

While initially Sheldon did not want to be able to engage in conversations when sitting in his spot , three years later Sheldon's explanation to Penny why he chose this particular spot had slightly changed. He now pointed out that "it faces the television at an angle that is neither direct so that it would discourages conversations nor at an angle that would causes a parallax distortion".

Sheldon describes his spot as a "single point of consistency in an ever changing world". He says that if his life was expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, this spot, when he first sat on it, would be "0,0,0,0".
That's Sheldon's spot.
by Sheldor May 16, 2013
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Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur

A tiny dinosaur that likes to pretend he is a turtle. His shell is really an acorn. He has his own comics and is usually wondering why humans do something like eating lots of noodles when he can only eat one because he's so tiny.
Holly: Did you see that new comic?

Jane: Yeah! Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur is so cuteeee!

Holly: It's so awesome!
by Iloveanimalcrackers5555 February 15, 2013
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Sheldon College

a really fucked up school where everyone gets bored shitless and cant wait to get the fuck out of there
John: Sheldon College is boring
Greg: No shit sherlock
by nogheaddd October 16, 2019
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Sheldon Shirt

A usually brightly-colored T-shirt that features a science- or comic book-related graphic. Usually worn over a thermal of a contrasting color for a complete look.

Named for the "Big Bang Theory" character who often wears such shirts.
"I got a Sheldon shirt for Christmas. It's blue and has Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock on it."
by Moon Unit Nimoy January 12, 2010
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Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper is one of the main characters of the TV-show The Big Bang Theory. He is extremely intelligent, but due to what appears to be Asperger's Syndrome, he is incapable of understanding other people and sarcasm. That said, he is probably the most hilarious character on TV right now. Although he would probalby look upon the tomfoolery of the show with haughty derision.
Leonard: How was Nebraska?
Penny: Oh, better than North Dakota.
pause
Penny: Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper: With the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
by IQ 158 May 16, 2011
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