slasturbating

staying inside all day to just sleep and masturbate

John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy

George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day

by JabroniMaster February 21, 2011

sadsturbating

The act of masturbating while in a state of melancholy.

Steve's girlfriend broke up with him last week, since then he's been sadsturbating.

by Ratung July 11, 2014

Shitsturbating

When you're jerking off on the toilet before a shower but flush it before you get in the shower so your family thinks you were shitting

Yesterday I was shitsturbating but I forgot to flush... Now my family totally knows I was wacking it.

by Shitsturbator69 December 10, 2018

sadsturbating

sad-stur-bae-shun verb to masturbate out of pure sadness

"i was up all night sadsturbating cause I my gf left me"

by The Depressed Llama May 29, 2018

shassturbating

The act of vigorously inserting your thumb into and out of your rectum while masturbating in the shower.

Chris blew his load everywhere when he was shassturbating this morning.

by Mytinylittlehand May 7, 2017