Sharteries

The arteries inside your bottom!

“Jane had so many johnsons up her bum hole that weekend she some serious inflammation of the sharteries on the monday”

by Dave the rave slave June 6, 2018

Shartner

A person you hold hands with while you both shart yourselves.

Pete: Want to be my shartner, Dennis?

Dennis: It would be an honor, homeslice!

by PistolPedro March 11, 2021

Cock Sharter

This usually happens during anal sex, when the female (or male) sharts aggressively on the mans cock.
The man COULD potentially ENJOY the sharting as it is one of his stink kinks.

Person 1: *Sharts on cock*
Person 2: AWG YOU COCK SHARTER

by reloggz March 12, 2021

shartler

To shart onto a person's upper lip. Comparable to a shitler, the difference being that the shit is applied by sharting it directly onto the upper lip instead of being smeared on with a finger.

Yesterday I went up to my wife and gave her a shartler while she was sleeping. She woke up and got so excited that she let me give her a bulldozer!

by mohawkmaniac October 20, 2009

Sharter

The distinct smell of the internet connection offered by most cablecos and telcos in exchange for massive amounts of money from their monopoly customer base, of which they care so little they shit the bed with glee.

I tried watching netflix, but once again, it's sharter.

by Romas N. Tutledge February 28, 2015

sharter

to shart oneself. to try to fart and accidentally shit oneself. the person committing the act of sharting.

Bubba had surprise poopy at work, what a sharter. He actually tried to fart and pooped his pants. What a sharter.

by Stinkeeeee September 29, 2008

Starterpression

Those rediculously gay compression shirts, that you buy at wal mart. The ones that have the starter emblem on them and people wear them like they are under-armor.

Brian- "Hey alex, look at the duschebag over there wearing the starterpression with those plaid shorts."

Alex- " Yeah, what a gueedo. I would never wear starterpression!"

by fridayafternext July 4, 2009