Shartverp 

Shartverp

The unfortunate act of farting/crapping your drawers and vomit/burping in your mouth simultaneously.

While on a holiday bender including but not limited to massive consumption of pork, Chinese food and booze I was riding the subway and shartverped myself, much to the shaggrin of my fellow passengers...and my pants and mouth.

Shartverp by Stantastic January 12, 2013

shatterphone

One of the 53% of touchscreen smartphones in use whose displays are spiderwebbed with cracks from being clumsily dropped or, in the case of pre-2011 iPhones, hurled across the room due to AT&T rage.

Hipster 1: Hey, how do we get to Urban Outfitters from here?
Hipster 2: Let me check my shatterphone.
Hipster 2: Ow! Owow! Ow! Ow!
Hipster 2: Uh, we go down the street and turn left at the blood smear.
Hipster 1: Deck.

shatterphone by chaos5023 October 6, 2011

sharturp 

The rare combination of sharting and burping simultaneously, leaving few orifices unoccupied by vile expulsion.

I'm feeling really gassy. Oh, no... it may be worse than just a fart or burp. I think I'm gonna sharturp! Stand clear!

sharturp by LKHNorth-showerconvo June 1, 2010

sharterror 

The act of examining the physical damage to your underwear your recent shart has done mid-day. Effects may worsen if you have done this at a sleepover and left your underwear hanging around on accident, striking fear in your friends and foes' hearts.

Burt: "Woah, look at this sharterror. This thing is f*cking nasty!"
Mike: "That's not a sharterror, that's a mirror."

sharterror by Fag Bag Frog July 31, 2016

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Hardening of the sharteries by turdmeister July 13, 2009

sharter 

One who sharts (soils ones pants while simply intending to fart).

My brother is a stinky shart face. He loves to shart. Today was not the first time he has sharted. He likes to shit his pants when he farts.

sharter by Carlypoo June 24, 2005

Cock Sharter 

the act of sharting on a cock during anal sex

Commonly used while raging in video games.

Becky sharted on my cock last night!, LOL cock sharter

Cock Sharter by SHARTBALLS March 12, 2021