I just had a shart. Where's the nearest bathroom so's I
can wipe my ass and flush my gynch down the toilet.
I just sharted. Does anyone have
some asswipe?
can wipe my ass and flush my gynch down the toilet.
I just sharted. Does anyone have
some asswipe?
by MAGMAN March 23, 2007
Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.
John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.
Silence......fart noises.
John: Ah no that was a shart!
Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!
John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!
Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
Silence......fart noises.
John: Ah no that was a shart!
Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!
John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!
Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010
What happens when you think you have to fart but a little shit pops out when you fart. Damn, I just sharted!
by ggrab4884 September 07, 2009
by Andrew March 23, 2005
The end result of a fart where one accidentally shits instead. (As mentioned in the comedy "Along came polly"
shart, sharting, sharted, sharts
shart, sharting, sharted, sharts
by CL January 20, 2004
A fart that has an unexpected follow through. This follow through exerts a large smell upon a groups surroundings, and usually causes one of the group member to vom.
bloke 1: dude... i think i just sharted..
bloke 2: what the hells that
bloke 3: its a fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.
bloke 2: what the hells that
bloke 3: its a fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.
by Dr excrement November 23, 2009
A suprizing release of solids rectally, Where the expected function was thought to be a release of gas. Usually quit shocking and the individual tends to have a suprized look on face followed by the words aahh shit! And the tendacey to have trouble walking comfetably directly after.
by Mikeyjanz January 28, 2009