Shart

a cross between a shit and a fart. A 'wet fart' with lumps
in it is considerd a "SHART" .

I just had a shart. Where's the nearest bathroom so's I
can wipe my ass and flush my gynch down the toilet.
I just sharted. Does anyone have
some asswipe?

by MAGMAN March 28, 2007

Shart

Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.

John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.

Silence......fart noises.

John: Ah no that was a shart!

Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!

John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!

Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!

by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010

Shart

What happens when you think you have to fart but a little shit pops out when you fart. Damn, I just sharted!

"I have to go home and change my underware because I just sharted."

by ggrab4884 September 7, 2009

Shart

When one farts and shit comes out too. Often reffered to as a wet fart.

I have to go and change my boxers. I just sharted!

I just sharted in my friends soup and he ate it!

by Andrew March 23, 2005

Shart

The end result of a fart where one accidentally shits instead. (As mentioned in the comedy "Along came polly"

shart, sharting, sharted, sharts

Oh my goodness, I must leave. I seem to have sharted.

by CL January 20, 2004

Shart

A fart that has an unexpected follow through. This follow through exerts a large smell upon a groups surroundings, and usually causes one of the group member to vom.

bloke 1: dude... i think i just sharted..
bloke 2: what the hells that
bloke 3: its a fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.

by Dr excrement November 23, 2009

Shart

A suprizing release of solids rectally, Where the expected function was thought to be a release of gas. Usually quit shocking and the individual tends to have a suprized look on face followed by the words aahh shit! And the tendacey to have trouble walking comfetably directly after.

Dude, pull my finger!!.....ahh shit, I sharted, must have bin the draft beer!

by Mikeyjanz January 27, 2009