Shartaphobia

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

Flag

Get the Shartaphobia mug.

Sharapova shit

To defecate while making a loud, grunting noise.

Coined after tennis player Maria Sharapova, who is known for her grunting sounds on the tennis court.

"What was going on in the restroom?"

"Oh, I was taking a Sharapova shit."

by ihatetonyromo March 11, 2014

Flag

Get the Sharapova shit mug.

Related Words

Sharaphovia • sharapova • Saraphobia • scaraphobia • Sharapova shit • Sharmaphobia • Shartaphobia • shartphoria • Maria Sharapova

sharapova

a White Russian. i.e. term for alcoholic beverage

It's time to party, somebody order me another sharapova.

by JSJP July 16, 2008

Flag

Get the sharapova mug.

shartphoria

The feeling one gets after discovering a surprise in one's pants after farting.

I was feeling a case of shartphoria coming over me as I was at the cocktail party with no back up underwear.

by scubadoobadoo January 10, 2009

Flag

Get the shartphoria mug.

It’s when you dislike girls named Sara or Sarah, very deadly!
Lot’s of Sara’s I know are a-holes or just a mean girls knock off and we hate them all. If you are a red head Sara that reads a lot of books and play’s gacha life you are probably the reason this person has a phobia and you should leave them alone:)

Ways to prevent having a mental breakdown over the phobia: kill the Sara, make them run away from you or just avoid them.

Saraphobia is really serious and it’s hard to overcome the phobia and if you have it we wish you good luck.

A girl comes up to you and introduces herself as Sara and you become mad.
A girl named Sara is getting on your nerves just by talking.
A girl named Sara is being a bitch and you want to punch her

Those 3 things are just a few symptoms of saraphobia.

by Doctor of Saraphobia March 5, 2020

Flag