Shannonism

Silly words or sayings that Shannons make up.

If you speak Shannonese, you are my persons. This is just one of many Shannonisms.

by Smammon January 15, 2022

shannonisadinnerlady

A roblox tiktoker. They started there account at the start of 2020. They have approximately 4K-5K followers on tiktok.

“Omg what is Ellie’s TikTok account?”
“Oh it is shannonisadinnerlady she named it after her bestfriend shannon also knows as luhhshan”

by shannonisadinnerlady November 27, 2020

Shambosis

A shambolic state of drunkeness, where ones blood is largely made up of Vodka and Red Bull (or similar energy drink).

After long bouts of shambosis, individuals become distant and may even begin to speak in a faux-cockney accent.

My, I think that gentlemen is suffering from deep-vein shambosis (DVS)

by Danny Spears September 26, 2007

Shannonism

When you say something that defies all logic.

When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -

by Martymcfries1888 June 1, 2020

Shannonisms

Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game

Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!

by WyldOzzy July 2, 2020

Skankosis

An unnatural phenomenon in which one exhibits “skank” like behaviors following a long and arduous drive. First recorded case of skankosis happened along the Alaska highway in July of 2024 with four individuals being affected with the disease. Studies have yet to find whether this is a disease of the mind, a bacterial infection or a virus of some kind. The case seems an isolated phenomenon with the region of infection to be contained within the Alaskan highway. No known cures have been found yet.

Did you guys hear about that one group of swagged out, nonchalant fiends that were driving down the Alaska highway?? I heard they started showing symptoms of Skankosis and started eating each other,,,

by Yamtart June 30, 2024

ShanCAlister

Adjective
ShanCAlisters (Plural)

. I cross between a Shankle and a McAlister.

. When you cross breed two peas in same pod.

. When you double the smartass of an individual.

You are being nothing more than a ShanCAlister.

by Zoe77 February 4, 2025