shmitty

da best name ever
da coolest person alive

i wish shmitty was my name

by josh choi February 20, 2005

shmitty

A shmitty is the kind of person who knows how to be easy. They are generally very muscular and work out a lot, and they bench press a lot and brag about it.

They are short but buff.

Cyntatetz bro, don't mess with da shmitty bro.

by DanielIntenseBro March 28, 2007

shammitt

Combination of the word SHIT and DAMMITT

Shammitt!!! I just smashed my toe!

by Nhie2 March 8, 2014

Shmitty

A shmitty is an old perverted man that has not showered in days, smells rancid, and touches himself in public

Little Girl 1: Look at that Shmitty Mommy!

Little Girl 2: Yea, he's a shmitty, i see him touching his private parts!

Mother: Let's go he's creeping me out....

by heheheheheheh4545 December 4, 2016

shmitty

to be fooled or tricked or used as an expression of how you feel.

"Dang thought that I had my keys. Shmitty!"

Man i thought that girl was cute, then I saw her face. Shmitty!!

by deezy702 January 19, 2014

Swampkitty

A girl that your friend describes as "a nice girl". They really mean they are ugly but really nice.

How was your blind date with Shawanda? Man she was a swampkitty.

by livestrongcjm December 28, 2009

Shamitty

Yo Mouth! Term commonly used when fighting.

Yo! He just bust him in his Shamitty

by Peachesisscream January 8, 2009