Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.

Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.

by Griz April 18, 2004

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

Shaking hands with the pope

A phrase to indicate masturbation.

Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.

by Melissa Mohr January 25, 2021

Shaking hands with the bishop

A person of the male gender masturbating.

Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!

by samsammydog March 28, 2012

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters

When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.

by R. Keefe November 30, 2005

shaking hands with the mayor

Taking a leak. Urinating, et al.

"Where's Tom?", I asked. "He's shaking hands with the mayor", my sister answered as she gestured towards the men's room.

by AndrewJR May 22, 2006

shaking hands with the plumber

An arbitrary term used to describe any situation at all.

Hey Cody, did you hear about Kennon? I heard he was shaking hands with the plumber the other day.

by Barkmenter September 23, 2018