Shartmeister

An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.

Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.

by Steek3636 August 2, 2019

shagmaster

Someone who is really good at sex

I'd go back for more - he/she's a real shagmaster. You could learn a lot from him/her

by Dave July 8, 2003

shagmyster

A man who looks scruffy. Walks around like a meth monkey. Pale and toof less thinking he can have sex with other meth monkeys fentanyl ferrets and Percocet possums in ky-

Hey did u see shagmyster? There he goes! Chasing a fentanyl ferret

by Miss Understood81 February 4, 2022

Shugmeister

A shugmeister is a sexual deviant that roams brothels and gives the girls a run for there money, a shugmeister tends to suggest weird sex positions and will often starve himself of oxygen during serious muff diving competitions.

A shugmeister usually carries around sexual instruments even in normal situations where it can be quite antisocial.

Here comes the shugmeister, watch out for the pussy snorkel!

by LaaMok September 26, 2009

Shivmeister

Master of the shiv. Someone who stabs you in the back with a shiv.

I was doing fine then my work colleague who pretended to be my friend stabbed me in the back like a shivmeister

by Ja5165 September 23, 2017

Shademister

A person or group of people who, despite acting cooperative and supportive to your face, attempt to negatively influence others' opinions of you, cause financial or emotional harm to you or generally throw shade in the direction of you, your family or your business.

Regina is a total shademister.
Regina: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards: It was my mom's in the '80s.
Regina: Vintage, so adorable.
Lea Edwards: Thanks.
Regina: after girl walks away That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen.

Riot Hospitality Group is a bunch of shademisters for opening their clubs during the Evening Entertainment Groups's Holiday Party.

by BBLolaMae December 11, 2018

sagemeister

A nooblet that scams on online games. Does nothing but scamming and pissing other players off.

"OMG that sagemeister scammed all my items!!"

by Jessica June 18, 2006