A cheap pair of non-designer sun glasses that can be tossed around, dropped, scratched, or lost. These glasses can be found at gas stations, flea markets, or events like Warped Tour. One of the most popular styles of beater shades are imitation Ray Bans made of cheap plastic with neon colored arms, usually given away as freebies at concerts.
by Thatoneracingguy November 29, 2012
Get the Beater Shades mug.The ultimate degree to which an individual is pummelled/ kicked-in/ beaten-up... The last word in a complete and utter kicking... Of UK origin but, believe me, there is no escape...
Goodness! You should've seen those old/bald geezers going mental... After reading that embarrassing and patronizing claptrap penned by Ethan P., the creaky fellas went apeshit and kicked seven shades of shit out of him. Everyone applauded, including the pacifists. That'll make the ageist cunt think twice before spouting such drivel again.
by Chris Wheelie September 16, 2005
Get the SEVEN SHADES OF SHIT mug.A picture of a boy named Brady and his brother bowl cut man behind him with a knife. This picture was edited to perfection to match the movie 50 shades of Grey. Shown with chains, whips, etc. with the famous quote “do you want to join us darling” in the top corner. It makes everyone uncomfortable but at the same time intrigued.
A girl: Did you see that picture?!?
Another girl: Yeah that one of that guy Brady and bowl cut man?
A girl: Yeah that was so weird but I loved it
Another girl: I know right I think they called it 50 Shades of Brady
Another girl: Yeah that one of that guy Brady and bowl cut man?
A girl: Yeah that was so weird but I loved it
Another girl: I know right I think they called it 50 Shades of Brady
by I’m outside your house June 27, 2020
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by EloiseAnnThefucked August 5, 2014
Get the Living in shades of cool mug.Order given by leader of a group when walking out of a dark area, such as an office building, mall, airport terminal, or theater into bright sunlight. Max style points are achieved when the posse lowers their shades in unison, like a precision drill team. For this reason, the group leader says "Shades" as a preparatory and after a slight pause for each member to reach up with their right hand to grasp their sunglasses at the hinge point, or to say "Wait! I'm fishing for my keys!" emphasizes "DOWN." The leader must also anticipate arriving at the exit and time his order appropriately.
Keith, Dan, and Jeff are easily approaching the exit with their shades propped coolly upon their heads. Seeing the bright sunlight outside through the doors...
Keith: "Shades DOWN!"
Keith: "Shades DOWN!"
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