shamwasted

where your liver soaks up all the alcohol you consume, resulting in severe intoxication and/or a severe morning hangover

i was so shamwasted last night i cannot stop throwing up.
i am so shamwasted.
you are so shamwasted

by theskinniest June 18, 2010

Shablamied

Adj. feeling of intense intoxication from alcohol or various drugs

I'm 12 brews deep, I'm shablamied af right now.

by Coon843 September 2, 2017

Shabated

When you’re taking a shit and you decide to masturbate. Or in the process of masturbating you end up shitting. See also defabating.

I was so horny when I was taking a dump I had to rub one out and I shabated.

by scythe74 November 24, 2018

Shablarted

When your dog takes a ride & decides to shit, fart, and blow his asshole all over the dog kennel and then tap dance in it creating the nastiness mess ever.

A shit bomb, shit blowing all over the place.

My dog Shablarted all over himself in his dog kennel on a 2 hour ride, it was HORRIBLE.

by SnowflakeZone February 22, 2023

Shabloisted

An immensely high level of intoxication

“Bronson was so shabloisted at the Jonas Brothers concert last night that he hooked up with a fat 3”

by Flu2002 September 4, 2019

Shablamed

The act of getting absolutely wasted

I’m going to get shablamed tonight at the party

by BigDickMuncher December 23, 2021

shaclarted

To Shart and Clart at the same time

We shaclarted at grace kelly’s house

by Realrebeccahorsegirl April 25, 2022