Sexuate

To situate, but sexually. A portmanteau of "situate" and "sex".

"Let's sexuate ourselves on the couch over there."

by vootins May 24, 2010

Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

by KaBoom August 14, 2014

Sexducated

Sex education, or being educated in sexual activities. Can be used as under-sexducated as well.

John: Hey, man! Have you checked out her? She has massive burger nips!
Joe: Ugh... I don't know what a burger nip is! I feel so under-sexducated.

by LardDude32 March 10, 2011

Simulated annealing

algorithm consisting of a molecular dynamics simulation with gradually decreasing temperature

In order to find the lowest energy of the molecule, I used a simulated annealing calculation.

by CompChem311 April 25, 2010

sexucate

Sex education

Amy Jo sexucated Maria.

by AjoK10 February 24, 2014

simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020

simulated wood

a black person who acts very white; an oreo; a wanna-be peckerwood.

He just a simulated wood.

by Derek Williams September 9, 2003