Sexculate

To Sexculate; to speculate about your own or someone else's sexuality.

Chad - "I wonder if that hot dude over there is into guys..."
Barry - "Bro, stop sexculating and just ask him out!"

Janice - "I don't know whether I'm a lesbian or not!"
Counsellor - "SEXCULATE!"

by Stacy's Mom August 1, 2012

only one can speculate

It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject

yo is that a shemale or a girl?

only one can speculate...

by THEONEANDONLYNBA April 27, 2017

sexcavate

to fuck so hard it's almost like digging a new hole aka excavating

Application:

Objective - to acquire a job as a sexcavator
Experience - 25 years of sexcavation
Hobbies - sexcavating and teaching others how to sexcavate

by Matt Huff November 14, 2011

Sextubate

Sextubate, derived from the word intubate - which is to place tube in trachea for the purposes of establishing airway and ventilating. Sextubate is the act of placing penis into trachea to block airway during a blowjob.

Michael sextubated Madison, she choked, and she liked it.

by Captain Jack Nasty June 3, 2017

Sexulator

'Sexulator' means 'sex machine' (hence the -ulator ending: calculator = machine) or just 'sexy' in general.

'Sexualtor' can also be a synonym for 'sex you later', meaning I'd like to have sex with you later.

"You sexulator, you!" = You sexy thing! / You sex machine

by Albert E. 29 May 25, 2010

Sexulite

cellulite is a sign of femininity And is sexy as long as the person is healthy

For example : oh damn look at that girls sexulite

by toysareuskid June 22, 2016

speculate to accumulate

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.

"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004