Sexternity

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

by tobefree July 13, 2021

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Frustrally Sextrated

The emotion of going too long without sex.

I'm so frustrally sextrated, it's been two weeks since I've been layed.

by chief544 February 1, 2009

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Dark Sector

A Game For X-Box 360 And PS3 that is currently being sold for $3 at Gamestop.

{Mark:I Have $4 And want to buy an okay game that looks exactly like Resident Evil 4. What should i get?
Hermes: Get Dark Sector}

by Hermes Bike July 18, 2010

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Sextardation

A state of Sextarded.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.

Hank was in a state of sextardation after his wife was finished with him on their anniversary.

by Nick Hogman March 25, 2009

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Sextortion

A type of dating scam which involves exchanging pictures and videos with a target. Then blackmailing them later in return for money or some other type of currency.

Works directly with Catfish, as the shared pictures are usually ripped/copied from elsewhere. Also similar to Ransomware in impact.

She contacted me out the blue with explicit pictures then expected me to reciprocate, it must have been a sextortion scam

by qubicgarden December 7, 2016

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