What a woman (or sometimes man) expects to get out of sex, such as a long term relationship, cuddles, or just to get off. Us men don't typically expect anything other than to get off.
Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that we're becoming a committed couple.
Or...
Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that this is the last time we'll ever see each other.
Her: that we're becoming a committed couple.
Or...
Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that this is the last time we'll ever see each other.
by CrashDavis85 July 23, 2017
Get the Sexpectations mug.While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.
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The feeling of obligation that arises from the thought, or act, of sex. This may include an obligation to share one's possessions in the efforts of acquiring or keeping a sex partner (mostly in a male's case), or to repay one who has shared his possessions (in a female's case).
by cmkaufma June 18, 2011
Get the Sexpectation mug.A mix between the words sex and expectation. Sexpectation is when one person assumes that sex with another guaranteed.
When Johnny invited Kim over to watch a movie alone with him, he assured her that he had no sexpectations. It eased her mind.
Or
"Why can I never meet a man who just wants to chat?" says Kim, "I'm sick of men's false sexpectations!"
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"Why can I never meet a man who just wants to chat?" says Kim, "I'm sick of men's false sexpectations!"
by Jamanimal April 22, 2014
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Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
by Cathi Robertson August 19, 2008
Get the sexpectations mug.The expectation or assumption of sex. I commonly use this term when meeting online dates for the first time. "I am not a hooker, so no sexpectations please." Original word coined by Luna C, the mistress of all she surveys. ;)
We are meeting for coffee and to make sure you aren't yet another psycho online stalker,so no sexpectations,okay?
by Luna C April 4, 2007
Get the sexpectation mug.The time your Mrs offers you the best sex to not go out on a Sunday with the lads by offering you things sexually your Mum would die to hear.
As in "Pwease don't go pub today, I'll do rude things to you your Mum wouldn't love to hear" "wow, those are some big sexpectations"
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