saran wrap defense

Its how the Clevand Browns get a 0-100 record

You should really change that saran wrap defense

by ACKACKACK123987 January 28, 2018

Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster

A way to say that you have, are, or had to take a poop.

1. Wow guys, I really need to Saran Wrap a Roller Coaster.

2. Dude! I just Saran Wrapped the hugest Roller Coaster.

3. Help! I need some T.P. I'm Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster right now.

by Voltronn October 13, 2010

Saran Wrappable

When someone states that someone is so hot,that they would be willing to wrap their face with saran wrap,and allow the hot person to deficate on them.

"Is Jessica Alba saran wrappable?"

"she is so hot that I would be willing to cover my face with saran wrap,and let her shit on my face!"

by Texas Pornstar August 20, 2011

saran wrapped

When men wear pants so tight, their genitalia looks like Saran wrapped meatballs

Allen could really use some looser pants; He's saran wrapped tighter than my mothers leftover lasagna.

by CloSin^2 January 31, 2016