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Cyber Session

It is when you smoke a jay,bong,blunt with friends or other people over the internet. When someone calls for a cyber session everyone gets ready and a count down begins from 5, on 0 every person lights it up and smoke together as if they were together in real life and have a good time.

It's something I thought of when me and my friends were far away from each other and the only way we could smoke together is by being connected on the internet.
"Lets have a cyber session."
"Everyone ready?"
"5,4,3,2,1,0"
"smoke it up"
by Mr.Bartosch April 20, 2015
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cram session

The studying a student does the day before an important test/exam that he/she has neglected all school year because he/she is too friggin' lazy to prepare.
Evan: Hey did you study for the AP test tomorrow?
Jay: No. Me and some kids are gonna skip school to have a cram session at the library.
by onion. June 2, 2007
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Merk session

To scream or yell out obscene words or phrases as you drive past people walking in your car. Better to merk at hot bitches. Always puts a smile on your face
Mark screamed out "suck me bitch" as we drove by these two girls, it was a successful merk session.
by Herbageman420 June 3, 2009
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secessionist

A person who isn't happy with the established order and is obsessed with revisiting a time when they imagine life was better. Often relating to Jacobean times when Scots believed the Stuarts promised nirvana and a utopian ideal. Currently the Stuarts have been replaced by Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP.
The secessionists reckon anyone who disputes their cause is a mere quisling, a misguided twat.
by Scotty13 August 9, 2015
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Session Depression

Session Depression is the come down experienced by a person (or a group of people) after a heavy drinking session spanning over at least 2 days. The depressive state, after the session can last up to a week.
After a heavy weekend Tom phones John " John, I have a bad case of session depression, I'm never drinkning like that again"
by V8_Manga December 10, 2009
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Youtube Session

When a group of friends sit around a computer and share youtube videos that they have found in the recent weeks, and take turns sharing said videos.

In a Youtube Session, there is an unspoken rule about taking turns, usually in a round robin style, but is often broken when someone exclaims that everyone "has to see" the video they have in mind.

An abbreviation of "Youtube Session" would be "Youtube Sess", with "Sess" pronounced as "Sesh".
"Charlie, great Youtube Session the other night. I didn't know about Wombo Combo until Heather showed me."

"Oh, my, god. You NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO, TIME FOR A YOUTUBE SESSION"
by Kangaroo captain December 10, 2009
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fap session

The time you spent furiously masturbating to porn.
*skype rings* *sound ends*
Matt types: ffs pick up kid
*10 mins later*
Phil types: sorry m8, fap session
by cyahick November 23, 2013
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