secret santa

A phrase used by incredibly deranged and retarded people to demonstrate their utter stupidity.

Phil offered the answer of "secret santa" to the English teacher even though it was completely wrong.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

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Secret Santa

The annual celebration of buying butt plugs for others without them knowing who you are. Almost exclusively practiced in working environments in small teams.

We are doing secret santa again this year. Oh great, another buttplug then.

by Quixand October 6, 2017

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Secret Santa

When you play in your class and you tell everyone else but the person u got

If I got Josh for Secret santa I tell everyone else who I got except him

by LoliMadeThisNow December 12, 2017

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Secret Santa

Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.

The Mandela effect is Secret Santa.

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

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Christmas is an annual christian celebration of Christ's birth on the 25th of December!
Secret Santa is a event that is held at Christmas. It will need 3 or more people. Each player will receive another players name. Then a player will have to purchase/give something for the player they've been given before the 25th of December! That player has the choice to choose anything for the player they was given.

Player 1 received a lump of coal off player 5 this year for Secret Santa.

by littlebigx July 20, 2019

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secret santa'd

When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.

Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"

I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019

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