Someone from (or lives near) Seattle
1. Watches crappy sports teams
2. Drinks A LOT of coffee
3. Lives in perpetual rain
4. Laughs at Californians who whine about how 'cold' it outside
1. Watches crappy sports teams
2. Drinks A LOT of coffee
3. Lives in perpetual rain
4. Laughs at Californians who whine about how 'cold' it outside
by Aleria November 16, 2004
Get the Seattleite mug.Lots of Seattleites think they are victims of government or capitalism. "Look what you've done with my life!" or "How dare you impose this government upon me!" is their furious motto. They hang out in little revolutionary coffee shops plotting their next direct action or meaningless protest. Some may openly flaunt Communist badges or paraphernalia. Other Seattleites are ginormous yuppies so full of themselves their hot ego fog blinds their ability to see anything clearly. These people drive around in some trendy hybrid dick-ass car or bike to work (knowing nothing of vehicular cycling) making SURE they disobey every single traffic law possible while looking like a total spandex assfag. Then, there are the "true" Seattleites who were born here and basically think other Seattleites deserve to be executed. These are the silent urban trolls who will violently attack any innocent conversation traveling their direction. "You're not from here? ARE YOU! (motherfucker implied)" is a beautiful and customary greeting of the natives. Everyone in Seattle pretty much completely despises everyone else in Seattle for living in THEIR Seattle. Seattleites are officially the world's most pussified and temperamental people that have ever existed.
by hotForSTALIN April 27, 2011
Get the seattleites mug.1. Person living in Seattle.
2. Person in love with soulless zombies, because it takes one to know one.
3. A soulless zombie.
4. A heartless person who doesn't know the meaning of a committed relationship with one person; i.e. is into polyamory because they can't feel emotion.
5. Person who shows an overwhelmingly exuberant "happy" emotion to cover up the lack of real emotion, or alternately to cover up true emotion, with fake smiles and caffeine induced energy.
6. Person who lives in Seattle and despite the bad weather which leads to the above symptoms, and despite the fact that Seattle has to have everything even if it reduces the quality of those things, and despite the fact that WA has poorly designed roads, still proclaims that Seattle is the best place in the world.
2. Person in love with soulless zombies, because it takes one to know one.
3. A soulless zombie.
4. A heartless person who doesn't know the meaning of a committed relationship with one person; i.e. is into polyamory because they can't feel emotion.
5. Person who shows an overwhelmingly exuberant "happy" emotion to cover up the lack of real emotion, or alternately to cover up true emotion, with fake smiles and caffeine induced energy.
6. Person who lives in Seattle and despite the bad weather which leads to the above symptoms, and despite the fact that Seattle has to have everything even if it reduces the quality of those things, and despite the fact that WA has poorly designed roads, still proclaims that Seattle is the best place in the world.
by I_live_in_Everett November 27, 2012
Get the Seattleite mug.A person who is from Seattle or conforms to become a Seattle resident. This person is more than likely white, comes from a rich family, had every opportunity to succeed and are college educated. They are all politically and socially liberal yet Seattle is the whitest major city in the USA. They act as if they emphasize with the poor or minorities yet they live in neighborhoods lacking diversity, segregated and gentrified. When greeting one, they rarely acknowledge you or return the gesture. They own a apple laptop computer which in their mind represents that they are artistic or unique. Usually this specimen can be found in a coffee shop atleast twice a day.
by mogwtfbbqu July 05, 2009
Get the Seattleite mug.A wimp who drinks lots of coffee that lives in Seatle... But these wimps are cool, although people in Tacoma (which is right beneith Seatle on the map) are better!!!
Seattle is also known for it's production of really cool musicians.
Seattle is also known for it's production of really cool musicians.
by janetjet December 22, 2004
Get the seattleite mug.Rarely used term for a Washingtonian, or specifically a Seattleite who has a palid or pale look about them, due to lack of sun in Washington and/or not tanning.
Not to be confused with anything involving vampires, or sparkling.
Not to be confused with anything involving vampires, or sparkling.
Look at that girl, she seems so Seattleite White.
Probably, they don't get as much sun there you know.
Probably, they don't get as much sun there you know.
by Adene June 18, 2009
Get the Seattleite White mug.Noun: Any they/them/it or person that lives within the state of Washington.
adjective: living in or coming from the state of Washington.
adjective: living in or coming from the state of Washington.
Example Sentences: Hey did you hear that Kris was a Seattleite ,it is so sad there's no cure for him.
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