the seannster

1.to unzip your pants and hang out your junk while jumping up and down in front of an all male staff 2.to have poor ass wiping skills so that you have major shit stains 3.to have farts that sound similar to a wet spray dump. 4.to pick your nose to the verge of blood loss and wipe it on the bottom of your "booger chair"

Raining Men came on and I just had to to the seannster

by donmega101 August 15, 2006

sea monster

This is a slang word for a female in the Navy made popular by males in the Navy in San Diego. Usually a sea monster is one of the few girls on a ship full of guys. She usually isn't very hot, but thinks shes really hot because she gets hit on 24/7. She might be a slut. You might find her hot and then she becomes uglier as you get to know her better. She usually isn't very nice, usually bitter because of the way some guy did her previously. She might be a dyke, sometimes females in the Navy end up hating males and they end up rug munchers.

Conversation had on 6 month Deployment Sea Tour:

Young Naive Shipmate: "Woah! That girl is fine!"

Older Wiser Shipmate: "Easy young buck! That is what we call a Sea Monster...Your best bet is to stay clear from her! Don't be cast under her Sea Monster spell!"

Young Naive Shipmate: "Dammit! I can't wait til we get back to San Diego!"

sea monster

by blackshirts 420 March 1, 2010

hide the sea monster

This is a slang term for sex in a hot tub.

Roy and Julie are in the Jacuzzi, playing hide the sea monster.

by K Joyce August 2, 2012

schmonster

Best breakfast sandwich ever made. It is a breakfast sandwich made with double meat, double cheese, and double egg. either on a bagel, biscuit, or muffin. Only available at Sheetz.

I hadnt eaten anything all day, but the Schmonster capped my appitite for a week.

I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.

Your mom ate my schmonster.

by GsUPinVA May 12, 2007

swagmonster

a person, usually a man, who is scary in the aspect that he has so much swag. he is overpowering in the aspect of that he is a true jerk, a true man, and typically a guy who is way too arrogant, but backs it up with whatever he can.

Oh yeah, I hear he's a real swagmonster.

by swagmonsterJ July 3, 2010

Sexmonster

The sexiest, cutest, sweetest, most loving guy in the whole entire UNIVERSE.

My Smitty is such a sexmonster!
That other kid doesn't even qualify for a sexmonster!

by Aubry September 17, 2005

stepmonster

A step mother who is a nightmare to the other children. Known to fight for the mother title in many sinister ways. Pouts when the real mother is in contact with the child or grandchildren. Has no concern about how that looks to anyone..kids, grandkids. A total "one-upper" in every breath

Dammit, my stepmonster Lisa wont leave my mother alone. I mean who do she thinks she is, she has never been and will never be a mother to me

by llp1964 April 3, 2009