Something that it totally random, stupid, or just does not make any sense to the common man. If one were to see something out of the ordinary or just plain odd, all that person would need to say is "seabass."
Person 1: "Yo, look over there, a lion talking to a turtle on the parkbench."
Person 2: " Yep, seabass..."
"seabass"
Person 2: " Yep, seabass..."
"seabass"
by Jibbs June 3, 2005
by SebTor May 8, 2011
When a person assumes that someone who's less than attractive (as per beauty standards) is catfishing them, therefore creating a very confusing compliment.
"George is totally seabassing me, there is no way that lovely pizza faced gremlin can be an actual person, he's so dreamy!"
by Postmortalrejection July 11, 2020
a boy who likes shrek. anyone who has is name is a fucking chad. also known as an all star, he can be heavily attracted to redheads who are princesses, and loves donkeys. he has every girl attracted to him. also his best friend is probably named baylen or something
by i like to say giggity April 28, 2022
by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods September 16, 2010
An old favorite nickname used to insult a friend within a certain group. At times it may totally replace a guy's name based on how gay he has been acting lately. Also used when formally introducing a friend to another by replacing their name with their new given name of seabass.
Ex: (1st guy) Hey, I'm going to give Stan a call.
(2nd guy) You mean Seabass?
(1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.
(2nd guy) You mean Seabass?
(1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.
by kurt April 26, 2005
A person who is always off there tits on something usually red wine. A person who is seabassed often thinks they are a comedian and has an addiction to posting videos online.
by The Goonbot July 27, 2020