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post-sequitur

While a non sequitur is a comment which does not logically follow the preceding comment, and a pre-sequitur is a comment relating to something mentioned much earlier in a conversation, a post-sequitur follows something yet to be said.

Compared with non sequiturs and pre-sequiturs, genuine post-sequiturs are rare, as most Americans find them immoral.
Jack: Hey there, sweet thang.
Jan: Sure, I'd love to.
Jack: Would you like to go out for a drink? Wait, what?
Jan: Hells yeah it was!
Jack: Was that some kind of post-sequitur?
Jan: Fine, have it your way. Toodle-oo!
Jack: Away with thee or I shall do mur-rer-der-r-r!
by DanielR January 8, 2009
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Security Daddy (or Mommy)

A Security Daddy or Security Mommy provides physical security benefits to their boyfriend/girlfriend husband/wife by contributing 0 – 100% of their basic needs. This typically being, but not limited to Housing, Transportation, Food, Clothing, and Healthcare.

The Security Daddy or Mommy is NOT a Sugar Daddy or Sugar Mommy and typically contributes only to their basic needs with the goal being, that their husband wife boyfriend girlfriend feels physically secure.

Typically, the Security Daddy or Security Mommy is financially secure which helps make their significant other feel physically secure.
Although Betty had her sights set on marrying a Sugar Daddy, she ended up marrying a Security Daddy (or Mommy), which made her feel physically secure.
by SecurityDaddy October 3, 2021
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Sequelitis

The condition that many sequels to successful films suffer from: re-hashing of plot points, shoving the best parts of the original back in your face until you almost hate it, ETC, all while trying to make the movie "bigger and better" than the original through the addition of an over-abundance of special effects, or new characters that you just dont care about (or, on some occasions, omitting major characters that people DID care about). Sequelitis can make one of 2 things happen: the third film will back off and be much better than the second, or part 2 will have been so awful that a 3rd never even gets made.
I dont remember there being a "Men in Black 2" until I saw it the other day, and now I remember why I forgot it to begin with. "Lets take a small joke and turn it into a main character!" Totally suffers from sequelitis.
by zeromus255 July 31, 2012
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Senuri

A girl who's really gorgeous and smart. She has a great personality and she's a good person to be around.
Friend 1: Nobody is like Senuri.
Friend 2: Facts.
by fdhdh August 18, 2017
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Bag Secured

My future looking good because my bag secured.
by mayvenn January 5, 2017
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SecuROM

bullshit malware that sony developed for EA to use in its games to prevent you from installing the game more than 3 times to "prevent piracy"
Dude 1: Did you by Spore?
Dude 2: Fuck no man, it has shitty SecuROM on it. All about torrents
by epsilon916 October 25, 2008
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Spiritual Sequel

A spiritual sequel, sometimes called a spiritual successor, is a successor to a video game, movie, novel, comic, stage play, or television mini-series. Instead of being a standard sequel, spiritual successors share genres, themes, styles, and often developer teams, without continuing on a previous story. While this term can apply to almost any content, it has most commonly been used in video games.
Bio Shock is the spiritual sequel to System Shock.
by Jon Mcccc January 2, 2008
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