Scrumple

a word that replaces fuck

Last night I told this chick to scrumple off but she wouldn't so we ended up scrumpling instead.

by jackkilljill July 8, 2010

scrumple

a word with no actual meaning but acts similarly to the word fuck

last night this girl wouldn't scrumple off so we ended up scrumpling instead she was scrumpledidlliumpsious

by jackkilljill July 8, 2010

Scrumple-Frillskins

A scrumpled being with frilly skin.

My dog is such a scrumple-frillskins.

by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010

Scrumple Dumpled

Nick, Colleen, James, and Megan...need lives...(nicholas cage was awesome in Raising Arizona! BITCH!)

Oh man i scumple dumpled your mom!

Meow, we're dumb

by Highlander! February 28, 2005

cum scrumple

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face

"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."

by E-Dor December 6, 2006

Monkey Scrumple

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.

OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch

by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004

scrumpfle

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up

Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?

by june t May 24, 2010