Scroops

Scroops are derived from the word unscrupulous. They are a form of intangible currency. You cannot touch them, smell them, or see them, but you can most certainly have them. Scroops are like a man's currency for lewd/ridiculous acts he commits. Scroops can be wagered, gained, and lost, and they can be given to a man out of nothing if he has earned them. Scroops are very valuable, so no one has more than about one hundred of them. Use them wisely.

If a man goes to a dance with a girl he doesn't like, and gets way too drunk so he forgets it, and then he punches an EMT in the face before getting transported to the hospital, and gets his emergency room nut, he earns Scroops. If a man busts all over a girls face when she asked him not to, he earns Scroops. Men can wager their Scroops, and must honor the bet no matter the outcome.

by MikeVicksPitbull December 8, 2009

scroobed

the classy, swaggered feeling you get after travelling by traditional transport such as ferries and steam trains.

I Paid £2 extra for a coach with a toilet on it. feeling pretty scroobed

by nooodlz November 13, 2020

Scroobius

scroobius it a drink made of pepsi and gin

hi mate please can i have a scroobius

by dam mad December 27, 2017

Scroobles

A form of fake currency used for bets if you're too cheap for real money.

Ari: "I won the bet Kenji, you're 50 scroobles in the hole!!"
Kenji: "Awwww dang."

by JarJar Jenki March 23, 2010

scroobooby

to screw a booby

can i scroobooby your booby!?

why you most certainly can

by theanonymouscheesethief June 20, 2009

Scoobs

Scoobs are scooby boobs, or saggy tits.

Marilyn had nasty old scoobs.

by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

scroob

It is actually spelled scr00b, with zero's not o's, scr00b is a combination
of scrub and n00b. A super newbie if you will. It is used for basicly eveyrthing, just like the word fuck!

This word is generally used in gameing and in online use. But some kids near detrioit michigan use it for everything ;-)

killing your self in halo you get called a scr00b.
"you are a scr00b jack ass"
"how could you be so scr00by?"

by Jay May 20, 2004