Scronch 

A cheesy substance found in the folds of an uncircumcised penis.

I had to break up with Dan, his junk was covered in scronch.

Scronch by Scronch hating Megan July 31, 2006

scronch 

A type of tennis hit. Can be used as both a noun and a verb. A scronch occurs when one player hits the tennis ball such that it lands at the feet of an opposing player. The scronch hit causes the opposing player to scramble around trying to hit the ball back.

Due to their nature, a scronch is a very hard hit to return for novice players, and only those players highly skilled in the game of tennis can master both the scronch and the scronch-return. Oftentimes a novice player can perform scronches on accident, and gain an advantage over their opponent.

1. noun
Man, did you see that scronch i just hit? There was no way he could have returned that!

2. verb
Bystander: You lost to Mike in Tennis? How the fuck did that happen?
Player: I couldn't return any of his shots. That bastard kept scronching me.

scronch by Scronch Master October 21, 2010

Scronch 

a pair of underwear balled up in the corner of a room.

Get your dirty scronch off the the floor.

Scronch by shareski August 22, 2016

Scronch 

A poker game that is both fun to play, and expensive to lose. It is similar to Texas Holdem except that your lowest hold card and all like them are wild. You may have a great hand until the last hold card is lower than the one you were counting on, and it destroys your hand, is called Scronch (you have been Scronched). Five of a kind is possible and is the highest possible hand in this game. If

While playing the game of Scronch, my last hold card dealt to me was a deuce, I was counting on the previous three threes I had been dealt to give me five of a kind, all aces, but the last hold card that I was dealt was only a deuce and I was Scronched. I now only have three tens.

Scronch by Bruce Devlin August 8, 2006

scronch 

A scronch is a person who likes to annoy and bother people, who finds pleasure and humor in it in a childish way.

Don't be a scronch.
Stop scronching your sister.

scronch by scronch October 19, 2008

Scronch 

To destroy or kill somemething

oh no they have scronched my Pizza

Scronch by on noes September 9, 2019

Scronch 

when someone gets accused of being the josh account, using this word will protect them and thus make them immune to any such accusations

Hey Jack I know you’re the Josh Account- Fryzek
Actually it’s either you or Brooks. SCRONCH!

Scronch by Scronch society November 15, 2019