Scrotemeal

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

scrōtmeal

Another name for semen, jizz, nut butter, etc.

For breakfast in bed, Paul served his sleeping wife Tabatha a warm batch of scrōtmeal.

by logifresssssh April 9, 2013

Snoatmeal

A process in which trying to open a package of oatmeal, resulting in the package exploding making the oatmeal look like it is snowing

1. forecast shows snoatmeal in the kitchen this morning.

2. while making a delicious breakfast I made it snoatmeal

by moonbunny181 October 1, 2011

Scrotemeal

Any sub-standard microwave oatmeal.

Dude, that was total scrotemeal we had for breakfast.

by J. E. Smith May 15, 2006

Scroatal

When the sac is being put over your eyes.

That relationship sure went Scroatal.

by S.michael April 29, 2019