Church Stretton

A small "town" the size of a village in Shropshire, loved by old people and sad hikers, hated by lovers of fun and entertainment.

2. anywhere with a large conservative majority

Sad old couple: Church Stretton is beautiful!

Kid: No it isn't! There's fuck all to do

by Winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink December 13, 2010

screwtopia

Noun: The opposite of utopia. Mired in frustration, confusion. Unable to find solutions.

In the currently failing economy, I am in a state of screwtopia.

by dommerbc May 19, 2009

scrottox

Scrottox (noun)
Defined as the area directly between the buttox and anus. See also: Scranus, taint, gooch, pud, gnifkin

"Please pinch my scrottox."

"I wiped too fast and too far and now my scrottox is dirty."

"I have no scrottox. My penis is directly connected to my anus."

by R.H.L. February 2, 2004

screetos

anal sweat or leakage. Many reasons contribute, including: excess gas or "wet farts," incomplete bowel movement still lingering. Excessive sweat in the buttocks region, mainly between each cheek. Often leaves trail in undergarment.

Ran two full court basketball games today which was great, but had Mexican food last night. I've got major screetos right now.

by scott t loc May 5, 2010

scruttoks

The skin between to scrotum and buttoks.

I had scruttok surgery

by E-man216 October 25, 2003

stretton

Fucking bangin'

Them strettons are unreal

by Boopie99 March 6, 2018

screwtoy

Man who is used by a woman for amazing sex

I don't love him. He's just a screwtoy.

by Epicable January 3, 2015