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schedge

The short form of schedule. Never spelled; only spoken... until now.

Pronounced (sK-edge).
G: Yo B, want to kick it in the park with some 40's?

B: Yeah I dunno, have to check the schedge, G.
by SCrow December 7, 2006
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screege

The tar like smeared remains left on the toilet bowl even after flushing several times. This is most notably the result of scrogglings.
I had to get the bowl brush and Tidy Bowl out to remove the screege from my toilet before my date showed up.
by scroghog September 12, 2005
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scradge

A male slut. Derogatory term used to describe a male person who has promiscuous sex with many women or men.
"Oh that Dean is such a scradge, this week he has slept with Tina, Kobey, Donna and Tamika."
by Tracey-Leigh and Sam November 2, 2006
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Screwge

n. - Someone who doesn't like sex, or has a negative outlook on intercourse in general. A sexual malcontent.
"You've got a headache? C'mon baby, quit being a screwge."
by AppleZack December 7, 2006
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Schedge

Schedge was invented at Granada Hills Charter High School, as a means of scheduling every time you arrive and depart at a new location, at the same time every day (minus Tuesdays, and other days with odd schedules). The phrase is also shouted at each of these times, followed by a "schedge-five".

Also, people who have gotten 'degrees' in the art of schedge are considered Schedgperts, (experts of schedge), while the rest are still in Schedglementary School. Schedgperts are rare, and the only power higher than that is the Schedge-Master, which is a title owned only by the original 4 Schedgperts. Some schedgperts (including one of the four schedgmasters) are Boobologists as well.

S.I.P (Schedge In Peace) Jay, 8:08-3:19
Eddie: Hey james, check the schedge time
James: Calm your shit Ed, it's only 8:07!
Isaac: Yeah Ed! We still got a minute of schedging!
Eddie: Alright thanks James, and Sack! Anyways, hows the inventing business coming alo-
James(interrupting): It's 8:08!!!
Isaac: Schedge-Five fellas!
James: Later, Sack! Later, Ed!!!!
Eddie: Schedge on the reg!
by schedgepert August 6, 2011
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scrodge

I hadn’t seen my dog for a whole week so I gave him a scrodge
by watchguy123 December 2, 2017
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