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Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.
Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.
by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019
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Scampaign

n.
A concerted effort to achieve a goal which relies apon deceit to be successful
v. i.
To engage in a concerted effort to achieve a goal using decietful means to succeede.

English Concatenation of Scam + Campaign
That canditate ran a scampaign to get elected.
She is scampaigning her way to a promotion.
by Willi B November 14, 2004
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The Canadian Scramble

“You put the dick in the tits and you tie it in a bow, put some ketchup on it, that’s a Canadian Scramble!”
We made The Canadian Scramble on the futon.
by TIttyTickler22 December 29, 2020
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scrap'n'sew

Humiliating a defeated opponent after a private street fight by sewing their clothes in an unorthodox manner.

Fairly easy to accomplish after a knockout but possible during a grapple.

A scrap 'n' sew kit is best contained in a metal tin, usually Altoids or Sucrets.

"Bonus points" may be awarded for repairing any clothing damaged during the fight.
Dude: How'd you get that shiner?
Other dude: Remember that poofta that I was pissed at for winking at my girlfriend on facebook?
Dude: Not really.
Other dude: Well, I remixed one of his soundclick songs so it sounded like he was rapping about loving dick and put it on the fakebook I made with his name. I guess he overheard me telling people about it after the bar last night so he sucker-punched me in the alley by my house. Buddy went down with one to the chin. I wasn't satisfied so I gave him the old scrap'n'sew.
Dude: Huh?
Other dude: I happened to have a sewing kit in my pocket so I stitched up his shirt to make it a few sizes smaller. Then I got the idea to attach his shirt to his underwear so he'd have a nasty wedgie. You shoulda seen him trying to walk home when he woke up.
by varicocele April 18, 2009
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Scamp Champ

An attractive female who pity fucks men less desirable than herself in order to boost her extremely fragile self worth.
I'll tell ya kid, talk about a scamp champ. your Mother is a real semen demon, mnnhmm, glazed and steamin. Is her name really Theresa?
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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Springfield Scrambler

A person know as Bobby Marker that egged a house along with other people
“Yo guys the Springfield Scrambler struck again”
by PPPOOPOOMAN November 8, 2019
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Scramjet

A GTA Online car that can jump and use a boost, often used by either casual players or fucking tryhards. People who do not own the scramjet usually try to steal this fantastic car. People who own the scramjet usually enjoy doing tricks and exploding random things
Yo look at my new scramjet
by MotherClapper December 6, 2020
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