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scorpios

a zodiac sign from october 23 - november 22. they’re the baddest bitches out there. people clown scorpios all the time saying they’re heartless and freaky. freaky might be true but we do have big ass hearts. unless we don’t like u or u did something that made us not like u. appreciate scorpios more and keep in mind that just because 16 scorpios fucked u over don’t mean all of us fucked u over and u can’t fw scorpios... just means u got bad taste.
susan : whats your scorpio sign?
jessica : scorpio.
susan : oh, gotta stay away from y’all scorpios haha.
jessica : no u gotta stay away from billy that cheated on u with ur sister, susan.
susan : oh right haha.
by bridnsknxdjxxjjx April 14, 2019
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Left handed Scorpios

The craziest bitches you'll ever meet. They're fun loving, nasty, and confident. You wish your boyfriend was a left handed Scorpio.
Lena: Oh my god, Stacey just tackled Joey

Jay: Yk them left handed scorpios, that's why you don't piss them off
by Kxtty May 9, 2020
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scorpibus

Harry Potter Deathly Hallow's Epilogue mentions a bunch of kids - Like Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter...
Scorpibus is one of the names given for the ship between these two.
Scorpi(-us)(-Al)bus

See, wasn't that hard, now, was it?
Scorpibus is the new OTP!
by Siera January 12, 2008
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Scorpiosexual

A sexuality in which someone is romantically attracted to that of the zodiac sign Scorpio.
I am Scorpiosexual and proud!

No, you’re just a 9 year old.
by bobrosscool September 27, 2021
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Scorpios

imma do this abt the girls because boys are unpredictable. Scorpios are tough on the outside, but always have a soft side, and make sure you cherish every moment they are happy, because one wrong move and they could make you wonder what tomorrow may have looked like. they can be stubborn, and mainly the november scorps have a freaky side. they love protecting their friends, getting into heated arguments they know they are gonna win, and love being goofy and protected with/by their man. they don't often open up, and only tell their closest friends their secrets. you can tell them pretty much anything and will never tell anyone. (if they do then you know you ain't friends). if they smile at you, or "notice you" then you may be in for the win. when they have a crush they try to hide it as much as possible because they always get bullied about it. and their moods can change in half a second, so don't be judgmental of them, they have different feelings for everyone. and they enjoy wiping the toxic ppl out of their lives and can be heartless af doing it.
guy- 'hey you seen that new girl? she smiled and joked about with me, but 2 seconds later she got into this epic fight with the jocks'
girl- "so you were talking to one of the 'Scorpios' then"
by sunflower badass bleep March 3, 2021
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scorpiaswife

super cool and i love them even thpugh we dont even know eachother but i found them in a comment section and they seem cool so ya
whos scorpiaswife wtf
best person ever dude
by gayophelia July 9, 2021
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scorpious malfoy

Scorpius malfoy is a fictional harry potter character in the cursed child son of draco malfoy character in all the harry potter movies and books.
by chrqvspp fan January 26, 2021
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