Scorpion

In gymnastics, to land face-first with your heels over your head.

I did a faceplant today!
Yeah? Will i did a scorpion!

by that guy by the computer September 1, 2009

Scorpion

A sexual Position in which the man places the woman in the doggie position and carefully lubes his finger with vaginal juices to then insert the thumb into the ANUS while penetrating vaginally with the penis. This position is enhanced with a tatoo of a scorpion on the hand therby denoting your signature move.

When she was about to Orgasm I gave her the Scorpion to enhance the feeling!

by Tom Foolery$ July 2, 2008

Scorpion

A show on...CBS??? that was sadly canceled

Scorpion is a cool show

by Thatgrill October 13, 2018

Scorpion

When you wipeout and land on your head first and your legs & feet bend backwards and almost touch your head!

Wooo you see that dude scorpion!

by Dude legs January 15, 2019

Scorpion

A powerful battle tank in Halo, that's most likely the deadliest weapon in the game. It has a cannon that shoots 90mm shells that can kill any infantry and most vehicles instantly, and also has a machine gun for close range. The machine gun was used by the driver/cannon shooter in Halo CE and 2 but was shifted to a passenger in Halo 3. It's much better than the Wraith tank, as it's faster (except if the Wraith uses its boosters), the shells are much faster, accurate and slightly stronger, and it only has one weak spot (the canopy that the driver gets into) unlike the Wraith which has two obvious ones. Naturally, it owns everything, and is so tough even a Spartan Laser can't destroy it one shot. Run!

The UNSC got a battalion of M808 MBT Scorpions and pwned several Wraiths and Scarabs in Halo.

by AoA February 19, 2009

Scorpion

The act of going behind someone and taking your arm in between their legs and hitting them in the stomach with a pointed hand

Dude, I mad scorpioned that guy when he wasn't looking

by dtmcdooglehead February 24, 2015

Scorpion

When your woman (or man) kicks up their right or left leg during sex or another intimate moment and it remains there. It either expresses extreme orgasmic joy or it means that you are rancid awful at sex.

Other names: Scorp, scian

"Dude, last night, I was so good my woman did a Scorpion."
"Man, you ain't that good, yo' gramma did a scorp for me."

"Last night, I was doin' "it" with my girl, and her leg kicks up."
"Dude. That's a Scorpion. It means your frikkin' bad at sex."

by analgator May 11, 2006