Lime Scooters

The green branded scooters that exist in lots of cities around the United States including Washington D.C. They are disliked by some and loved by others. Some people have thrown them into rivers and destroyed them.

Hey wanna get some lime scooters after work today?

by LizardInACan September 19, 2021

Honey Nut Scooters

A name for a person who eats smegma, a honey nut, as a daily event.

Kyle is such a Honey Nut Scooters. He has honey nuts every day for breakfast.

by KHop October 23, 2007

Jt Scooters And Co

Jt is a dumb cunt that likes to sleep from 7am and wake up at 8:30 pm the nocturnal fuck. He tries to pull girls but his pale face doesn’t do the job. He loves to pick up cigarette butts off the ground and smoke them up. He’s a all round mess and lives in a little sleep out in the middle of nowhere. He needs help in life as he doesn’t know what to do at all

Jt scooters and co u grotty cunt go find some more durries u mop

by KefeTangapenisslut May 13, 2021

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

by picc285 July 27, 2019

Scooter Braun

An awful manager. He stole the masters of Taylor Swift, causing her to re-record her albums. Now Taylor thinks of Scooter as an enemy.

Taylor Swift: I am so mad at Scooter Braun for stealing my masters. I am so going to teach him a lesson.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 5, 2022

shooters gonna shoot

to embrace yolo and do whatever you had been contemplating

bro 1 at gym: should i talk to that girl?
bro 2: idk, should you?
bro 3: fuck it, shooters gonna shoot. im going in

by fubgm May 31, 2017

scooterbeast

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.

"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."

by spixn January 9, 2014