Scientifically Proven

A phrase used to get self-professed geniuses to believe anything.

Let's circulate rumours saying it's been scientifically proven that bobbittizing one's self leads to better sex.

by ragamuffin318 October 31, 2009

Scientific method

A 2 step process of learning and understanding about the world.
I order to begin the process you need a question.

Once you have answers to seek begin the process.
Step 1: fuck around
Step 2: find out

Repeat as many times as necessary.

"hey man, do you think the boys are gonna be on Playstation tonight?"
"only way to know is to use the scientific method."

by TheboysinCS October 3, 2020

scientific method

A method for gathering data about the world around us. Using the scientific method involves coming up with a hypothesis about how something works, and then trying as hard as you can to prove it wrong. If you can't prove yourself wrong then you cannot say you proved yourself right. you can only say you didn't disprove your hypothesis. In the scientific method you can never prove yourself right, you can only prove you weren't wrong. This is often seen as a tedious and annoying aspect of science by outsiders, but in fact scientific minded individuals gain great joy in being skeptical of everything. If you cannot diprove your hypothesis than it is usually phrased something like "The data supported our hypothesis." This is generally followed by a detailed explanation of everything that could have been wrong with your research that could have led to a failure to disprove yourself. Through this method something can become considered a theory only if many many generations of scientists have failed to find any way to prove the hypothesis wrong. This is a considerable accomplishment as most scientists will spend their entire lives finding critiques in method or theory in the research of others, and trying to find a way to disprove their findings. Information acquired in this way is the only information that can be trusted to have any semblance of truth.

Did you hear about how video games make children violent?
Was the scientific method used to reach this conclusion?

Hey a recent study found that fake sweetener can give you cancer.

That study was never replicated.

Evolution is just a theory.
If by theory you mean a conclusion that genarations of researchers have failed to find any way to disprove in hundreds of years time then yes it is.

by pandorlla May 27, 2010

Scientific Tourettes

When someone always randomly yells out the answers to questions during science class as if they have tourettes...only for scientific stuff.

Teacher: Now class, the most common way for an organism to-

Micah: -Flagella!

Alana and Caroline: Man, Micah has scientific tourettes!

by Vanna White, Alogna, & G~Nut March 27, 2010

scientific idiot

A type of person who will never change their view on a subject no matter how many facts you show them

Bob:The earth is round

Larry: No its flat
As you can see from the text, Larry is a scientific idiot
(Larry is an imaginary character)

by MortisBringerOfDoom September 10, 2021

Scientific Billy

In a rude act while three young lads partake in a classified scientific experiment when they insert the three penises into the lassies front orifice in a triangle formation.

Hey there Scooter, gather your lab coat, call up Calvert and let’s perform this fucking Scientific Billy!

by Vince Sasso June 29, 2022

a scientific study shows that

The starting sentence to instantly makes your sentence real or believable.

A scientific study shows that ur mom gay.

by BATMN every day December 12, 2018